1. 01:10 20th Dec 2010

    Notes: 8

    Reblogged from courtingcomedy

    Yeah, I know I’m posting this all over all of my socials, but my friends did a real good job, so eat it.


    Not a Sketch Group Presents: Cam’Ron (Disney Parody)

    Not A Sketch Group may exist, and it may not. It may consist of Nicole Calasich, Joe Gorman, David Cairns and OJ Patterson, or it may consist of many more, or no one at all. The ambiguous group has released a video musical based on the Disney film “Beauty and the Beast”. This is all that is known of about the group at the time. Enjoy.


    No one’s chic as Cam’ron
    No one’s sleek as Cam’ron
    No one’s girlfriend’s incredibly meek as Cam’ron’s

    For there’s no man in town half as novel
    Perfect in that cardigan!
    You can ask any Butch, Breeze, or Lola
    And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.

    No one’s been like Cam’ron
    A thrift king like Cam’ron
    No one’s got a swell plug in his ear like Cam’ron
    I find black people very intimidating!
    My what a guy, that Cam’ron!

    Give 5 PBRs
    Give 12 pierced lips
    Gaston is the best
    And the rest are all Pips
    (Subtitle: Ironic that he is afraid of black people, but loves their music, huh?)

    No one blogs like Cam’ron
    Updates tweets like Cam’ron
    At a pub quiz, no team name so droll as Cam’ron’s

    For there’s no one as clever or witty
    As you see, I’ve got podcasts to spare!
    Not a bit ill-informed with his apathy
    That’s right!
    I read Chomsky if NPR’s not on the air.

    No one quips like Cam’ron
    Acid trips like Cam’ron
    At a punk show, nobody talks shit like Cam’ron,
    “They used to be good, now they’re irritating!
    Poopoo, just one star from Cam’ron!

    When I was a lad, I heard 7 B-sides
    Each morning to make me unique
    Now that I’m grown, play them on 45’s
    So the sound quality’s at its peak!
    (Oh! Ahh! Wow!)
    My what a guy, that Cam’ron!

    No one jeers like Cam’ron
    Rides fixed gears like Cam’ron
    From a war draft, stays awfully clear like Cam’ron
    “Instead, me and Che will go demonstrating!”
    My what a guy,

    Original Song:

    Big props to Nicole Calasich. This is really her baby and she did an awesome job.

    1. drcairns reblogged this from courtingcomedy and added:
      Yeah, I know I’m posting this all over all of my socials, but my friends did a real good job, so eat it.
    2. calasich said: NEW LINK: youtube.com/watch?v… (realized i’d mistyped ed li’s name in credits, so had to fix it). if it’s not too much trouble, can you update the link?
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